You might be a mommy IF...

IF...you have had :snot, pee, poop, and vomit soil your carpet all on the same day...
you might be a mommy.
IF...you consider 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep a good night...
you might be a mommy.
IF...you have slept with feet in your face...
you might be a mommy.
IF...your windows and mirrors are more smudge than glass...
you might be a mommy.
IF...you have an audience while sitting on the toilet...
you might be a mommy.
IF...two hours by yourself in the grocery store is a piece of heaven...
you might be a mommy.
IF...the majority of your day is spent feeling sticky, stinky, crusty or wet...
you might be a mommy.
IF...your house is like a mine field, "Don't step there, oops watch out"...
you might be a mommy.
IF...Peanut Butter and Jelly is eaten in at least on meal a day..
you might be a mommy.
IF...Your favorite television show is a cartoon…
you might be a mommy.
IF...Spit is your number one cleaning agent..
you might be a mommy.
IF...Your willing to kiss your child’s boo boo reguardless of where it is…
you might be a mommy.
IF...you buy cereal with marshmallows in it...
you might be a mommy.
IF...you are loved by three amazing small people...
you are incredibly blessed, because you are ME!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOMMY'S!